Friday, January 18, 2008

Prikles and Goo

Wow, wow, thank you Chilly B for being so chilly and letting me post in your blog! Do not fear about Humacorn no more, I am here now.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Thank God I Am An Atheist

Our teacher says that God loves the blind more because they can't see. But I told him if it was so, He would not make us blind so that we can't see Him. He answered "God is not visible. He is everywhere. You can feel Him. You see Him through your fingertips." / Now I reach out everywhere for God till the day my hands touch Him and tell Him everything, even all the secrets in my heart.

The three last movies that I remember weeping while watching, Nights of Cabiria, Pather Panchali, and more recently The Color of Paradise.

Thank God there is still people like Iranian director Majid Majidi who uses cinema to give us mortals visual poetry.

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Nothing matters more than winning.

All the president's stenographers.

By the way, Redford, we are patiently waiting for your promised sequel to "The Candidate"

Friday, November 11, 2005

Of course it isn't only physical.

If only Peter Sellers was our Commander in Chief.

Turdgidson (reading General Ripper's communicate ): ..."God willing, we will prevail in peace and freedom from fear and in true health through the purity and essence of our natural fluids. God bless you all." Then he hung up. We're still trying to figure out the meaning of that last phrase, sir.

Muffley: There's nothing to figure out General Turgidson. This man is obviously a psychotic.

Turgidson: Well, I'd like to hold off judgment on a thing like that, sir, until all the facts are in.

Defending Imperial Nudity by Paul Krugman

Here is also a very enjoyable interview with the shrill himself:

"I’ll do something more pleasant [than debate Bill O’Reilly], like a root canal without anesthetic."

Now, did you know the Vice President ex right hand was also a published fiction writer? And is it soft if it includes bestiality? Judge for yourself here.
You know, every copy of "The Apprentice" he sells is going to help a little with his much needed Defense Fund.

Friday, November 04, 2005

Ordinary monkey mind.

"A nation is a malignant delusion that only exists in the mind. It is a deceptive fictional concept used to control those who naturally form herds and is nothing but a basic principle to support the fabrication of those pretending to be in power." Agitator!

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Lie big and stick to it.

"Never allow the public to cool off; never admit a fault or wrong; never concede that there may be some good in your enemy; never leave room for alternatives; never accept blame; concentrate on one enemy at a time and blame him for everything that goes wrong; people will believe a big lie sooner than a little one; and if you repeat it frequently enough people will sooner or later believe it"